The Emporia Gazette

Guilty verdict handed down

Oh yeah man I knows exactally whats you be saying dawg. That aints no lies, youse be speaking da truth. Everyone o'dem peeps be snitches and crack hoes. No booty paper cause de be spendin' its on weed, yeah dawg. You keep keeping it real duh, OK, donts be no snitches like porky. Straight outta lo-cash!

February 21, 2011 at 8:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Governor signs executive order in Cottonwood Falls

This bad news for Kansas Hunters and Fishermen and Women. The KDWP will now pander to out of state sportsmen and so-called guide services. BAD BAD BAD!!
As a Republican, I am glad I didn't vote for spineless Brownback.

January 28, 2011 at 11:22 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Goose shoot Saturday

PattyA,

I read over the HSUS website and your website, and I fail to see where they promote teaching children to swim. I referenced your and HSUS propaganda and misguided causes, you came back with a comment concerning teaching children to swim. You are using a strawman argument, rather than defend HSUS and your misguided causes, you say that I referenced teaching children to swim being a misguided cause. I never said anything such thing. Now, you are a liar in addition to being misguided.

Furthermore Patty, you have no clue as to whether or not those people taught their child how to swim. Even strong swimmers can succumb to drowning eventually. You again are spreading lies and misleading people to buy into your BS. You do it with such ease, I doubt you even really know you are lying. It's just second nature to people like you. I really think the only way you can stop lying is to shut up, but I doubt you are capable of even that.

January 24, 2011 at 4:19 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Goose shoot Saturday

Everyone,

Do not confuse the Humane Society of the US with the local Humane Society in your area. Your local Humane Society uses donations for pet rescue and care. The HSUS is a fringe political action group that misleads it's donors into believing thay are helping local animal shelters, when in reality they use the money on anti-hunting propaganda, to fatten their own wallets, and in general take advantage of peoples good will. No different than other scammers.
Give your money to your local shelter, to avoid having it go to people like PattyA. Make her get a real job, instead of being paid to come onto small town websites and spew her ignorance and hatred.

January 24, 2011 at 12:45 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Goose shoot Saturday

PattyA,
What REWBA conveniently left out was the kid that was shot by a poacher(not a hunter) happened several years ago and the event with the three people drowning happened back in December, both events having nothing to do with the Goose Shoot. Leave it to bleeding heart liberals to make fun of the deceased and use their deaths to support their pointless propoganda and misguided causes.

Anyone go out and hunt this past weekend? We killed a 6 man limit of Canada Geese within 45 minutes of setting up, and then started dropping snows for fun on Saturday. Sunday morning just two of us went out, and got ours in about 3 or so hours. Made it back in time to watch the games and make a little goose stir fry for dinner.

January 24, 2011 at 8:13 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

City to spend at least $100,000 on entrance monuments

I come back to Emporia a couple of times a year. With the addition of these stones, I intend to move back. The fact my dog will have a place to poop when we arrive is even better.

Matt, Please pour me a beer, I'll be there in a jiffy.

January 20, 2011 at 11:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Goose shoot Saturday

Patty,

You will be glad to know that goose and duck meat is low in fat, and some of the healthiest wildgame you can eat, along with venison.

You see Patty, you get to take what you believe is the high road in this situation, because you know we like to hunt and you can condemn such with all your false statements, accusations, and assumptions. You are shielded by your anonymity. For all we know you are an overweight, smoking, drinking, child molesting, welfare recieving, high school dropout who farts and blames it on other people. These are the assumptions I get to make about you, and quite frankly, Patty, I think you should be ashamed of yourself.

In of your many ramblings, you said one of the reasons geese have made a comeback is because of restoration of habitat. That is a true statement. You do realize that was because of groups like Ducks Unlimited(the sponsor of this shoot) raised the funds and restored the habitat. It wasn't PETA, or the government, or you. It was hunters and sportsmen that saved the waterfowl numbers from declining into extinction. Our goals as hunters is not to erradicate the species, but to be hunters and pass such a lagacy on to our children and others. I know it is a concept you obviously have problems grasping, and I understand. A lot of ignorant people have problems seeing things from multiple angles.

Before you respond, please state the city and state where you live, your hobbies, what car you drive, your education level, your profession, height/weight, BMI, ancestry, marital status, eating habits, criminal and driving history, and anything else you would like to share with us, so we can riducule you and shame you.

January 14, 2011 at 12:01 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

ESU mascot found in river

I would agree. I don't live in Topeka, but the best part of Emporia is driving to Topeka, Kansas City, etc, etc...

January 5, 2011 at 8:58 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Enforcing the new texting-driving law

Flush: "Does this include CATS????"

Cats shouldn't be driving, let alone texting and driving!!

January 3, 2011 at 1:21 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

The year online

Yeah, I mean why would the local paper report on the local news? That's just dumb.

January 3, 2011 at 8:29 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )